Saturday, October 3, 2009

Note by the register at a liquor store on main:

Top TEN why we don't give ANY change!

1. We get asked at least 100 times a day
2. We need change to conduct business
3. Our bank charges for change (coins)
4-10. WE ARE NOT A BANK

No car wash
No parking meter
No phone
No bus
No laundromat
No taxi
NO CHANGE!

WE DO NOT GIVE ANY CHANGE
PLEASE(<-this was crossed out) DO NOT ASK
THAT INCLUDES BILLS

sorry
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